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micheal jackson rocks sugar canes! [Apr. 17th, 2009|07:02 pm]
[mood | yeahhhhh!]
[music |people breathing heavly on me]

so i haven't written in this in the longest time in the world! look debra at my icon its your mouth! don't u like this my thong is going up debras arse! tee hee... today was the wonderful dance! fun fun fun! poor baby my whitney got caught freakin! its ok! i hope you got ur belt back i told raychel to give it to you! ummm thats just wonderful how somebody put a frickn' stink bomb and it smelt like eggs! eeeeeekkk! i still think it was sam! u stupid stupid boy... hahaha and it landed on ashley lewis' leg! that makes me laugh! then the dj played 3 songs 3 times..stupid stupid dj... i found out kevin is going out with rebecca keebler..cmon now how can u stoop that low? obviously kevin can! debra remember...stop stop don't look! its too small! turn the lights back off!...i'm so jealous of sam and dom u stupid stupid kids! me and debra were so high off of guava leaves man..lol in first period... we were using vocabulary words in real world sentences and mr. smiley face thought that was good..can we say it all together? WEIRDO and i spilled coffee on his desk on accident...margret is going to the philippines boo! don't forget my dried mangos! hell yea! come back soon! i know someone is waiting for you! wink wink!  second period we took this super gayness test! then nutrution debra put something that was mine! lol then we went to third and me and courtney went out early cuz we're cool! and we were riding the metal carts down the big hill on the service road! and ms. crocco was looking at us with a sinister look from p.e area or the blacktop! then the bell rang.. we had to take care of backpacks and then francez came...and i gave him a big big big hug! that skinny skinny boy! yeah and i think we have the same dentist! i don't know why? and he wears [pink] braces! hell yeah! cuz" pink braces are cool yo" u stupid stupid boy! and then i went to fourth went to go set up the dance! yeah me margret and debra were doing the balloons! helgs yeah! then worked into lunch! and then left the gym early and then multitasking as we went to go walk to our spot with all our peoples... we were playing cats craddle! yeah and sam was playing with his stupid cripledness... then we played chinese jumprope with a string and whitney hurt my ass cuz she stepped on it and yeah! my ass still burns! its ok you can kiss it for me! [wink wink] then went to a period and worked somemore on the dance..and ate a billion tic tacs! and they weren't 30 seconds longer! and it was time for the dance and my pochang chang was touched by a lot of girl ass' awww yeahhh! beat that guys! it miss raychels and whitneys ass the most! and then i had to work second shift so i had to gho and then i was working in the adpt. p.e. inside the workout place! and it was so fun cuz me and josh we were playing on the thing and he was all like its going to hit my balls! tee hee! and then we had to clean up! yup and i left and debra and me went to kevins house and to the ice cream truck and she had to go and daniel rivera miss' me! and i hanged out in mels room with aaron lindsay raychel and taylor! aaron spells his name apl lol! peace out kiddos

mucho grande love,

SLAPPY

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slap my ass and call me judy! [Apr. 9th, 2009|05:29 pm]
[mood | bitchy]
[music |stevie B-spring love ( dats da jam son!)]

yo yo yo happy birthday raissa, ate april, seth, adam, caleb, courtney k. and i think thats it for ApriL... topic...spring break...boring... awww yeahhh look at my icon baby thats the jam son! chun Lee from you guessed it STREET FIGHTER baby! i bet everyone has played that..damn that shizznick is so frickin old and hella dope son... today i watched a bunch of music videos cuz i woke up hella early..damn it! then i watched a midsummers night dream on dvd son. then i watched poolhall junkies...that movie is soooo cool man! why is it so good? cuz hes a fuckin HUSTLER BABY! and who doesn't like pool? oh and i changed my background color to brown... cuz brown is the new pink...lol raissa.. i miss you raissa! and when i see you i'm going to kidnapp you ok? good! why do i hear christmas music? let me change the song. umm ok back to street fighter... man that game was so cool man i still have that shit on nintendo year 92 damn it. you know that nintendo you have in your house somewhere and the controllers are gray with the 2 shades of purple for the buttons hell yeah those where the days... yesterday i went to longbeach yesterday... to ate marissas home... and then we went back to my home..why i don't know... and yeah do i want to type naw dawg not really so peace out kiddo...

peace

SLAPPY

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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2009|08:34 pm]
Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a9
your best quality isyoure nice to everyone
your worst quality islife is too short for you
this is becauselifes a bitch
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!


damn right its too short cuz i'm short mother fuhhhhh
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i hate you forever jockers! [Apr. 1st, 2009|08:30 pm]
[mood | thirsty]
[music |yo ho yo ho its a pirates life for me]

:nobody told her it was the wrong way: anyways today was so FANTASTIC! not really but me and debra had to fill water barrells mouse damn it! oh and by the way i hate jockers! cough cough you know who u are kids! and i'm mad at someone and i hope her hair gets straight! Also i hope her boobs don't become like pamela anderson cause thats jusss neeeasty! i feel so left out! eheeemmm! i got home went to suhsleep! and woke up to a rude awakening! so i got ingrown toe nails out of my toes...and then watched jepordy and family fued! how fun! then i made up a sport! i got a masking tape roll and taped it to a shelf and got a  ping pong ball and got my sling shot and tried to shoot it into the tape roll! its really hard i still haven't gotten it in the hole mouse damn it! i hate it when  people use mucho... aheeemmmm! and then i was playing poker online at partypoker.com yo! yo people i'll be working after school and working open house in the front of the school aiite! i think the whole world is whipped! i'm not a nerd i'm just a geek! i'm so weird! what would u do with out me? hmm let me think... u guys would jock my lines and call them ur own! ummm lets see what else u guys would make out! two people know what i mean! umm then debra wouldn't have anybody to fill up barrells with o wait just kidding she can bring anybody she wants..why because she can cuz i'm a loser! and ummm u guy couldn't kidnapp people and make them eat their feces! dats right! or maybe you would cuz u could call it ur own! what am i saying? i don't know cuz i'm a loser freak! and you know what else i think? yeah i think if u get hurt and it hurts real bad it only cuz u think it hurts real bad! and if ur sick and u take medicine it only works if u think it works! u know what we should all buy the david blaine book..! why u ask...cuz theres treasure...and i think its on an island...Camotes to be exact...i'm going to talk about shmuck and how i'm going eat boogers... step one: point index finger out...step2: insert index finger into the right nostril...step3:move index finger slight around ur nostril....step4: dismiss ur index finger out of the right nostril...step5: place index finger with booger in the mouth.. where the saliva can break down the starch! and go down ur esophagus with peristalsis and to ur stomach and it can chrurn and become chyme and go out ur rectum! and then u can learn about the circle of food..why because ur going to then eat ur own shit! well imma bounce so peace out kiddos

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i throw gummy bears at kevin [Mar. 23rd, 2009|06:31 pm]
lalallallallalalalla
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